Welcome

"Welcome to your lovely new blog, Mr. McHackenpuke. Care to take the grand tour?

"Sure."

"I thought you might like to. Unfortunately, since this is the first entry I have nothing to show you. Can I interest you in a pudding cup?"

"What the hey."

"Drat. I must have forgotten to add them to the shopping list last week - we're all out."

"That's okay, I wasn't hungry anyways."

An awkward pause.

"Get out, Mr. McHackenpuke."

And with that, Mr. McHackenpuke left the blog, muttering under his breath that he'd be back -- he'd be back real soon.