Friday, January 28, 2005

Welcome

"Welcome to your lovely new blog, Mr. McHackenpuke. Care to take the grand tour?

"Sure."

"I thought you might like to. Unfortunately, since this is the first entry I have nothing to show you. Can I interest you in a pudding cup?"

"What the hey."

"Drat. I must have forgotten to add them to the shopping list last week - we're all out."

"That's okay, I wasn't hungry anyways."

An awkward pause.

"Get out, Mr. McHackenpuke."

And with that, Mr. McHackenpuke left the blog, muttering under his breath that he'd be back -- he'd be back real soon.