Will Kevin Costner Snub Me?
I didn't really add that link to Kevin Costner's site for any particular reason. I think he's a good actor and all, and he's made some fantastic movies, but the reason I added the link was mainly because I didn't have any at the time, and I wanted to test out the feature.
"Wino, I love your blog!"
But then I thought, I'm going to be sending all kinds of traffic in Kevin's direction, and yet he's not doing anything for me in return! And hell, we all know he hasn't been making movies as often as he could be these days.
Anyhow, I e-mailed Mr. Costner and said, "Because I linked your site, would you be so kind as to link mine?" I've got a good feeling that he will once he sees how amazing the content on my page is.
Yes, I expect to see many Costner fans stopping by "Walking Blues" before long.
Update:
The comments regarding this post have been very encouraging. I think it would be just incredible if the good Mr. Costner, or whoever runs his website, ended up linking to mine - it'd sure make my day! Oh, and I'm no behavioral expert or anything, but after observing this fine actor's work over the years, I just get the feeling that he has a Tatanka-sized heart, and is the kind of guy that would bend over backwards to help others.
Remember in Dances with Wolves (1990), when Costner's character, Lieutenant John Dunbar, invited all the nearby Indians over for coffee? He didn't have to do that! He could have easily reported back to his commanding officer and said, "Sir, I advise that we lay waste to the nearby Indian people, who are proving to be quite the nuissance." But he didn't. Instead he chose to reach out to his indigenous neighbors, and build a friendship that transcended their two very different backgrounds.
And that's all I'm asking Lieutenant Joh-- er, Mr. Costner to do now: To build a bridge; to reach out to the little guy and say, "I'm here for you, man."
And I think you, my loyal readers, can help build this bridge. If you'd like to see Kevin Coster's site link mine, simply e-mail him your pleasant request, as I did, at: questions@kevincostner.com
"Wino, I love your blog!"
But then I thought, I'm going to be sending all kinds of traffic in Kevin's direction, and yet he's not doing anything for me in return! And hell, we all know he hasn't been making movies as often as he could be these days.
Anyhow, I e-mailed Mr. Costner and said, "Because I linked your site, would you be so kind as to link mine?" I've got a good feeling that he will once he sees how amazing the content on my page is.
Yes, I expect to see many Costner fans stopping by "Walking Blues" before long.
Update:
The comments regarding this post have been very encouraging. I think it would be just incredible if the good Mr. Costner, or whoever runs his website, ended up linking to mine - it'd sure make my day! Oh, and I'm no behavioral expert or anything, but after observing this fine actor's work over the years, I just get the feeling that he has a Tatanka-sized heart, and is the kind of guy that would bend over backwards to help others.
Remember in Dances with Wolves (1990), when Costner's character, Lieutenant John Dunbar, invited all the nearby Indians over for coffee? He didn't have to do that! He could have easily reported back to his commanding officer and said, "Sir, I advise that we lay waste to the nearby Indian people, who are proving to be quite the nuissance." But he didn't. Instead he chose to reach out to his indigenous neighbors, and build a friendship that transcended their two very different backgrounds.
And that's all I'm asking Lieutenant Joh-- er, Mr. Costner to do now: To build a bridge; to reach out to the little guy and say, "I'm here for you, man."
And I think you, my loyal readers, can help build this bridge. If you'd like to see Kevin Coster's site link mine, simply e-mail him your pleasant request, as I did, at: questions@kevincostner.com
posted by Wino McHackenpuke at 4:00 PM
7 Comments:
I'm not really a KC fan, just wanted to say that I enjoyed reading your blog. English major?
Thanks for the comment on mine. I love discovering new daily-reads.
Thanks for your breathless tribute to my rapier wit in my comment section. I love a good blowjob.
All I would've had to do was knock Neil over. I would've had hours to giggle as he pulled various ill-constructed pieces of furniture into splintered sawdust in his futile attempt to hoist himself back to his feet.
I am sure Kevin will write you back and will be more than happy to add a link to your wonderful talent!!! Seeing that you have been getting so much praise from everyone about your wonderful blog I am slightly reluctant to stroke your ego but it has been an excellent experience reading your blog!!!
Brit
Oh GAWD. GAWD.
I'm PEEING myself reading about this. PEEING.
I LOVE Kevin Coster. I want to have his BABIES.
But he NEVER EMAILS BACK. WHY?!?!
But I think I love YOU now. You are SO CUTE. You look like K.C. in his older movies.
I have no desire to see Kevin Costner make any more movies. Please stop encouraging him. Link to porn instead or something.
I wish I could "build a bride", Wino. I'd make her with a set of 36C's, with a savage interest in cooking and cleaning. Why don't women want to do these things? Shouldn't they instinctively understand their role - servitude and obedience of males?
She'd give good head too. There should be a store, I tell you.
A
On the enter page to his website, his signature looks like it says "Kim Eat"....or something.
Oh and funny fucking squirrel story.
Angel
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